Happiness is a warm cake.

month

October 2010

Up up down right left right left right B A Start.

Just because we use cheats, doesn’t mean were not smart.

Well, if you even ‘like’ this group, no one will fucking care about such an embarrassing dick.

spanishtampon asked: I cannot take a photo of Mike at this moment.
a. I cannot be bothered.
b. It's being naughty and decides it wanted to visit my top eyelashes. So it's sticking up and won't come down. (Oh, dear Julian, haha)

My brother, Bailey just kissed me cause I'm paying...

WOAHH. Cool story, bro.

Bailey. Listen.

1. Allow replies on your posts. It’s bugging me. Go to Customize> Community> Replies. and 2. WHERE IS YOUR ASK BOX!?

adkfjgaljkgf hurry up and be tomorrow. i have...

I am in the best mood. I keep smiling like a dumbarse and looking all retard and dancing to Lady Gaga.

spanishtampon asked: Dearest Foe, nay i have any credit. I would love to go down the street with you this week, which day? Also i have already asked about Katy Perry, and they are cool with us going alone,
...but Glenn wants to come, because "he likes her". Anyhoo i am trying to convince him out of it. I doubt he will anyway. Could you imagine sitting next to Gelnn watching Katy perry?! Horror!

I am trying to finish the good copy of my French..

And I’m dancing like a retard monster in front of the mirror to Lady Gaga.

I really want a new battery so I can play with my...

Why is a monster's favourite letter 'V'?

Because it comes after U.

Going to a Concert. →

babbycobain: Getting ready: Driving to the show: Make it to the venue: Start a conversation with other fans: Realize their just as awesome as you are: See some kid with the same shirt as you: Over hear the band sluts: Finally get inside the venue: The band starts to play: They play your favorite song: They play a sad song: They make some sex jokes: They play...

erin-kb asked: Oh my god, what time are you working till? I might just come and visit you :D

Hasn't he got red hair, too? >.>

erin-kb asked: Really? I've barely started mine, I probably need to get on that.

Ha, how is he trying to be cool? And I'm not really doing anything fun, just watching a movie with my mum and going to bed at a reasonable hour, because my mum and I are so hardcore.

Those people that 'like' the most...

erin-kb asked: Chloe, my beautiful woman. You'll be okay, I know how horrible young children are. Just tumble and facebook, and you'll be okay!
They'll be in bed by like 730, give them a bit of Prime Possum or something.

claudinpuppetform asked: Stay strong, Chloe.
Stay strong.

The kids have started to arrive...

I am curled up on my bed, hiding.

There are 5 little 10 year olds sleeping at my...

And I want to kill myself because I have to get up at 5.30 tomorrow morning and I don’t want to be kept awake all night.

quellefuckinghorreur-deactivate asked: Chloe, i miss your beautiful face.

"I feel like I have two wives for sure. "

Patrick: Whoever compared it to a marriage of four dudes, it's kind of, I mean whatever it's- 
Pete: I feel like I have two wives for sure. 
Patrick: Totally, at least. So it's one of those things where at the same time I think there's also... 
Pete: You're the sexier one. 
Patrick: Aw, man, thanks buddy.

I just watched Katy’s vid for ‘Firework’. Oh my god, I am crying. She is so beautiful. Ahhhhhhh! SO MUCH BEAUTY! And niceness. And such a good heart.

I am not feeling well.

I feel like I have been punched in the chest. U hav broken my hart. <\3 Ha.

Holy shit. Too much.. hotness.

Now I can't stop thinking about kissing and all...

What about if someone asked me to kiss someone at...

Do teachers count? Okay, no. Fine. Whatever.