when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
there is a reason j. k. rowling didn’t write about ginny falling in love with voldemort or hagrid having a threeway with mcgonagall and fluffy the dog
it’s because that’s the most retarded thing i’ve ever heard and your fanfiction is the reason no one has found a cure to cancer yet
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
do you think that smoking drugs is cool? do you think doing alcohol is COOL???