Happiness is a warm cake.

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May 2012

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The Avengers Theme by Alan Silvestri

PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING

May 6, 201219,992 notes

when the answers to a question on a test are in another question

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davidcrap:

there is a reason j. k. rowling didn’t write about ginny falling in love with voldemort or hagrid having a threeway with mcgonagall and fluffy the dog

it’s because that’s the most retarded thing i’ve ever heard and your fanfiction is the reason no one has found a cure to cancer yet

May 6, 20127,424 notes

dogcorn:

u cant hang with us 

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  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
May 6, 2012190,009 notes

zooeyclairedeschanel:

do you think that smoking drugs is cool? do you think doing alcohol is COOL???

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fapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

May 1, 2012198,505 notes
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